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Happy Albert Kidd Day!
Possibly the most improbable of Celtic’s many title triumphs!
Trivia
- Celtic won the league on the last day of the season, with Hearts losing the league coming second.
- Hearts only needed a draw, whilst Celtic had to win by 3 goals and pray that Hearts lost.
- Hearts were playing Dundee, with practically no-one expecting them to win.
- Mo Johnston scored what is regarded as one of the greatest Celtic goals of all time.
- Half-time was nil-nil in the Hearts game, so ball was still in their court.
- The big hero was Dundee substitute (and Celtic fan) Albert Kidd scoring twice for Dundee to beat Hearts (2-0).
- Hearts went on to lose the Scottish Cup final the next weekend, scuppering their hopes of a league & cup double in the space of a week.
- Davie Hay’s only league championship title as a manager for Celtic.
- At Ibrox there was also cheering, for they thought that it was Walter Kidd of Hearts who had scored with only seven minutes remaining at Dens Park, not the little known Albert Kidd of Dundee . The cheering died away suddenly when the truth dawned!
- Only bad news of the day was that Rangers’ win against Motherwell gave them a place in Europe at the expense of Dundee.
Post Note
- The day has now been dubbed as ‘Albert Kidd Day‘
- It has become an annual tradition to celebrate this day (3rd May) for celebration in Celtic Circles, especially in Social Media circles.
- Still hurts the Hearts fans bad, and the sad pictures of crying distraught Hearts fans are still distributed widely, although mostly by Hibbees where there is rarely a day where it is not posted on social media by them (at least for schadenfreude reasons).
- “It’s nice to be remembered, especially being a Celtic supporter. To score goals on that day was great. I was jumping through hoops – it was a good day for me and even more so because Celtic won the league.”
– Albert Kidd - “Albert Kidd, who is somebody I don’t know that well, I would like to have kicked his head in. Not then, his comments [since] and his bit about teams he supported.”
– Hearts Sandy Clarke still sore after all these years on Radio Scotland Off The Ball show, bitter on his popularity and cult status with Celtic fans (13 Apr 2019)
A LESSON IN CELTIC SPIRIT
HOW LATE IT WAS! HOW LATE!
By David W Potter
(Following is from the wonderful Keep-the-Faith website (link))
It’s been a bleak few days for Timdom, although gradually the realisation is once again dawning that Celtic remain masters of their own destiny. David W Potter recalls another time, another place, when Celtic were dependent on others. That significant other was Albert Kidd. How the League was won – Love Street , May 3rd , 1986.
May 3 rd 1986 was a dull wet day. In the East of Scotland, mist was prevalent, that cold unpleasant mist which hangs around and makes one wonder whether there is to be any kind of spring this year. In the West, it was wet – nothing unusual about that – as 17,557 fans made their way to the still primitive Love Street with its open terracings and toilets that were, frankly, a health hazard.
The Celtic fans were hardly upbeat. There was a slight chance of winning the title, but only a slight one. Celtic had to beat St.Mirren by four goals and hope that Dundee could beat Hearts at Dens Park – another stadium, like that of St Mirren, which was long on the proud traditions and history of Scottish football, but short on basic amenities and hygiene.
The word “reconciled” was appropriate to Celtic fans that day. Hearts were going to win the League, and in a moment of weakness, we could confess that they deserved it. After all, it was difficult to be jealous of Hearts who had last won a trophy in 1962. And it would have to be agreed that Celtic had not really had a great season – a fragile defence, talent abounding in midfield, but the team seemingly unable to convert dominance into goals. Up front, Brian McClair and Maurice Johnston, fine players both, but already showing signs of lack of commitment to the Club. Manager Davie Hay was a likeable man, but too often, we felt, not really up to the job.
Hearts on the other hand were a bunch of honest journeymen, well managed by ex-Ranger Alec McDonald, and they had emerged from nowhere as Championship contenders some time about November. Steadily they had seen off the challenges of Aberdeen , Rangers and Dundee United, until Celtic with their staying power pushed them ever so slightly. But Hearts still remained ahead, albeit they were playing in a pedestrian way. They might have won the League the previous Wednesday, but Celtic beat Motherwell to take it to the last day.
The Gorgie area of Edinburgh was galvanised into travelling to Dundee that day, even though the support was full of Johnnie-come-latelies who had been nowhere in sight when they were relegated in 1977, 1979 and 1981. The Hearts support of 1986 had a great deal of new scarves. Yet, one supposed that it was good to see some sort of interest in football in Edinburgh , a city where interest was traditionally and lamentably low. It was a “good thing for Scottish football”, whatever that nonsense meant.
There were other side issues at stake today as well. Rangers, now under the command of Graeme Souness, were at Ibrox and it was between them and Dundee for qualification for Europe . But Rangers fans were less concerned with that then they were with the fortunes of Hearts, who, they hoped, would win the Championship today.
As Celtic buses headed out to Paisley , there were the usual finger gestures from Celtic fans as they passed Ibrox, but it was all rather half-hearted, for the season was finishing like a damp squib for both teams who had let their fans down this year.
Celtic started their game brightly. They had nothing to lose and their slight chance of the League depended on goals being scored. Goals came, five of them, all good, four before half time, so that the Jam Tarts at Dundee heard about this at half time and became despondent. McClair and Johnston scored two each and Paul McStay the other one, and Celtic actually looked (as they had done very rarely this season) like Champions.
John Robertson, their centre forward, had a few chances but went wide of the defence with his best one and blew it. Still, Dundee weren’t like scoring either. But it was still tense as the second half wore on. The half time tannoy man had been in little doubt, however, for he had pleaded with Hearts fans to stay off the pitch at the end of the game so that the League Championship could be presented.
An eerie atmosphere had settled over Love Street . Celtic had done their bit but it hadn’t been good enough. It was raining, and hammering a team 5-0 was not edifying watching, particularly as the players seemed to be a little despondent as well. It could have been so much different this year.
Dundee brought on a substitute called Albert Kidd. His career had flopped badly and he felt that he might emigrate to Australia soon, or if he stayed in Scotland , give up professional football and get a job doing something else. He might become a supporter of his favourite team, Celtic. Still, here he was getting a chance.
Time was passing slowly at both grounds. Love Street was becoming depressing, and Dens Park was tense as the older Jambos recalled 1960 (the last time they had won the League) and the younger ones wondered how they would celebrate that night. At Recreation Park , Alloa, the only supporter on the terracing behind the goal had a transistor radio and kept the players of Alloa and Forfar abreast of developments. “5-0 and 0-0,” he shouted to all who wanted to hear. He was enjoying his moment of power.
But then it happened. St.Mirren’s goalkeeper Jim Stewart, who had once played for Rangers, picked the ball up and bedlam erupted on the terraces as the commentator said, “Kidd has scored!” At Easter Road, Hibs’ Joe Tortolano took a throw in and found himself cheered ecstatically. At Recreation Park , the lad with the tranny started to jump and punch the air. At Ibrox there was also cheering, for they thought that it was Walter Kidd of Hearts who had scored with only seven minutes remaining at Dens Park , not the little known Albert Kidd of Dundee . The cheering died away suddenly when the truth dawned.
Hearts supporters collapsed, some of them literally, but most of them in the figurative sense for they felt a disaster coming. Celtic’s management team signalled to the players to keep calm, for there were minutes remaining. St.Mirren’s players Abercrombie, Fitzpatrick and McGarvey were also glad, for they shared the same allegiance as Albert Kidd, who had done the job 100 miles away to the north east.
Then Kidd (yes, Albert) did it again! A brilliant goal this time! Love Street erupted, so did Easter Road and the miniscule Dundee home support at Dens Park. Ibrox went quiet and Hearts fans slumped over their crush barriers as one or two idiots ran on to the field to try to get the game stopped. Fortunately there were only one or two, and the police cleared them away.
Full time came at Dens a minute or so before it did at Love Street . Thus were Celtic, in their horrible lime green strip, the Champions of Scotland at the eleventh hour.
Albert Kidd disappeared from the game soon afterwards (moving to Australia), but will remain a Celtic hero. It was almost as if Destiny kept him for that purpose and for no other.
For Hearts there was more agony. They lost the Scottish Cup Final next week as well. No-one should ever be jealous of Hearts, we decided. We were even magnanimous to them, but it served them right for singing Rangers songs and all that nonsense of “Weegie scum” and “hunting in dustbins for something to eat”.
But Celtic, well, they were the Champions. Forgiven were all the poor games this year, saved was the Manager’s job of Davie Hay (temporarily at least) and raised were the fingers as we drove past Ibrox that night.
We had made it, but oh how late it was, how late!
Teams:
Celtic:
Bonner, McGrain (Grant), Whyte, Aitken, McGugan, MacLeod, McClair, P McStay, Johnston, Burns, Archdeacon
Sub: McGhee
Goals: McClair (6, 54), Johnston (32, 33), P McStay (38)
St Mirren:
Stewart, Wilson, D Hamilton, B Hamilton, Godfrey, Cooper, Fitzpatrick, Abercrombie, McGarvey, Gallagher (Spiers), Mackie
Sub: Rooney
Ref: A Waddell
Att: 17,757
Pictures
Articles
- Match Report (see end of page)
- Winning The League in 1986 – A Supporter’s Tale
- I was there.. (KDS article)
- Lift Off at Love Street
KStreet
Quotes
(following Q&A’s from http://www.celtic-mad.co.uk/)
Q: Did the team believe the title was coming to Paradise even before the game kicked off against St Mirren at Love Street in 1986? The swagger of the players that day as they took to the field looked to me as if that was the case?
A: (Davie Hay): We had gone 16 games without losing and won eight on the bounce, so I had no doubt we’d win our game. We’d put pressure on Hearts and they were beginning to creak a bit, and I’ve no doubts that it got worse when they heard the half-time score from Love Street. In fact, it was an ex-player of mine from my time at Motherwell, Albert Kidd, who scored Dundee’s goals that day. The thing is, we didn’t just win our game, but we did it in style. It was a resounding victory.
Q:Can you describe your emotions on that day at Love Street?
A: (Davie Hay): I had a feeling that it was going to come. In the second-half, we were just playing out time, as if the players were just waiting for something to happen, and then obviously the crowd started roaring when the score from Dens Park came through. For everyone who was there that day, it’s something they’ll never forget.
Q: I remember your famous quote about not having any bubbly to celebrate at Love Street. Did you ever manage to break into an off-sales on the way back to Celtic Park?
A: (Davie Hay): We hadn’t pre-empted anything but somebody managed to produce a bottle of champagne in the dressing room. I think it was Jimmy Steele (club masseur) who pulled one out of his magic bag.
“It’s nice to be remembered, especially being a Celtic supporter. To score goals on that day was great. I was jumping through hoops – it was a good day for me and even more so because Celtic won the league.”
Albert Kidd
‘The most vivid memory was the silence of the dressing-room. I can still hear it after all these years.’
Ex-Celtic John Colquhoun on Hearts (his current team) losing the 85-86 title in the last few minutes at Dundee, 1996
” . . . that side had a tremendous self-belief and never gave up. We went on an incredible run after that and won our last eight league games. Our manager, Davie Hay, was convinced we could pull it off. I think that’s why his team talk was so short when we got to Love Street. He was content to put up newspaper clippings all about how it was going to be Hearts’ year. He simply said: ‘Read this’.”
Derek Whyte
“Albert Kidd, who is somebody I don’t know that well, I would like to have kicked his head in. Not then, his comments [since] and his bit about teams he supported.”
Hearts Sandy Clarke still sore after all these years on Radio Scotland Off The Ball show, bitter on his popularity and cult status with Celtic fans (13 Apr 2019)
Articles
Evening Times 5th May 1986
Furious Love St Legends blast Clark claims
May 9 2012 by Andy Newport, Paisley Daily Express
SAINTS legend Frank McGarvey last night blasted former Hearts striker Sandy Clark over accusations in a new book which claims the Buddies deliberately handed the 1986 league title to Celtic.
Clark has opened 26-year-old wounds by accusing St Mirren players of taking it easy against the Hoops in their final league match of that nail-biting campaign.
Back on May 3, 1986, the Jambos only needed a draw against Dundee at Dens Park to clinch their first league title in more than 25 years.
However, Albert Kidd’s double saw Hearts collapse to a 2-0 defeat and Celtic then claimed the crown, thanks to a thumping 5-0 win over Saints at Love Street.
Now Clark has published an autobiography in which he claims a member of the St Mirren squad agreed that some of his team-mates were “not exactly good professionals” when they ran out against the Hoops.
The former Jambo added: “They were happy to see Celtic win the league.”
However, that has sparked a furious reaction from McGarvey, who played for Saints in that title-decider.
And he revealed that, just days after the match, a disgruntled Hearts fan sent him a package containing EXCREMENT as the row rumbled on.
McGarvey told Express Sports: “Sandy Clark ought to be ashamed of himself.
“I was desperate to do well in that game
“We were on a big bonus to win, so there was a lot at stake for us too. We went out that day and played the best we could.
“The Tuesday after the game, I was sent a letter from a Hearts fan with something unpleasant inside the envelope.”
He added: “Hearts had it in their own hands that day. They bottled it – plain and simple.”
1986 ‘Hearts-breaker’ Albert Kidd urges Sandy Clark to get over it
Alan Pattullo
Published: 06:00 Wednesday 17 April 2019
https://www.scotsman.com/sport/football/teams/hearts/1986-hearts-breaker-albert-kidd-urges-sandy-clark-to-get-over-it-1-4908709
Albert Kidd has advised Sandy Clark to stop living in the past after the former Hearts striker revealed he would have liked to have kicked his head in.
Kidd was instrumental in Hearts missing out on the Scottish title on the last day of the season at Dens Park in 1986 after scoring two late goals for Dundee against the visitors, who needed just a point to win the league. Celtic’s 5-0 victory over St Mirren on the same afternoon was the required margin to leapfrog Hearts in a dramatic finale.
But Clark, speaking on Radio Scotland’s Off the Ball programme on Saturday, was more angered by Kidd’s subsequent conduct. He claimed Kidd “rubbed salt in the wounds” with his comments about being a Celtic supporter.
Kidd, who now lives in Australia, has often been invited as guest of honour to Celtic supporters’ functions. “Albert Kidd, who is somebody I don’t know that well, I would like to have kicked his head in,” said Clark. “Not then, his comments [since] and his bit about teams he supported.”
Kidd has been taken aback by the strength of feeling displayed by Clark over three decades later. “Had he said this right after the game and continued to say this for a couple of years, so be it and I wouldn’t have been surprised, but 33 years on, is a long time between drinks,” said Kidd, who recalled meeting Clark at the Scottish Football Writers’ Association Dinner in Glasgow in 2016.
“Thirty minutes into the function, I noticed Sandy Clark at a table nearby. I approached him and greeted him saying: ‘Sandy Clark, it has been a while sir, how are you?’ His response was delayed and my first thought was: ‘jeez he doesn’t know me’.
“I proceeded to tell him who I was and he answered by saying: ‘I know who you are’. So the conversation was fabulous and lasted eight to ten seconds.
“I knew from that moment that he was still hurting and if I continued speaking, he may well have got a bit out of sorts.
“I would like it to be put on record by saying that
I am truly sorry that
Hearts never won the championship in 1986,” added Kidd.
“Yes, I had a hand in the end result and Celtic, who I follow and support, benefited greatly.
“However, I must say that I was sincerely and absolutely gutted for all of the lads at Hearts on that day in May 1986 at Dundee – and this includes Sandy Clark, who I respected as a very good professional football player and who I first met and played against way back in 1979/80 when he was the captain at Airdrie and I was captain at Motherwell.”
Exclusive:Albert Kidd’s Hearts title truth as 1986 villain tells Jambos what he wants in Celtic and Rangers fight
https://www.scotsman.com/sport/football/hearts/latest-hearts-news/albert-kidd-it-would-be-nice-for-hearts-if-they-beat-celtic-and-rangers-to-league-title-5705917
Tynecastle’s ultimate heartbreaker reckons they ‘deserve’ to be champions this time around
Alan Pattullo
By Alan Pattullo
Chief Football Writer
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Published 14th Mar 2026, 08:00 BST
Updated 14th Mar 2026, 10:12 BST
Running into one former opposition player instrumental in an agonising league title collapse might seem unfortunate. To run into two would be careless in the extreme. However, it is an entirely possible scenario for Hearts fans living in or visiting Adelaide.
Be on guard is the advice for any Jambos in the area. Albert Kidd’s whereabouts are well established. He left – fled? – Britain for South Australia shortly after leaving Hearts pole-axed by a late brace in May 1986. He knows what to expect at this time of year, as another anniversary hoves into view. There’s extra pertinence as we approach the 40-year mark with Hearts riding high in the Scottish top flight. Kidd also has a surprising revelation.
He mentions almost in passing that he is mates with Bobby Ferguson, the goalkeeper who pre-dates the former Dundee forward in the Gorgie gallery of scourges. They share a postcode on the other side of the world, far from the scenes of their perceived crimes at Dens Park and, in Ferguson’s case, Tynecastle.
Remarkably, despite knowing Ferguson for so long – they even once worked together – Kidd was only recently made aware of this connection after he was invited to a derby clash between West Adelaide, his former club, and Adelaide City. His host Neil McGachey, another former footballing Scot, took him aside. “He said: ‘You are probably not familiar with this, Albert’,” recalls Kidd. “There are only two people who denied the league to Hearts. You are one of them. But do you know Bob Ferguson? ‘Yeah I know Bob really well, did a bit of business with him. Vacation soccer schools and stuff..’ And he went into the story. I could not believe it.”
This was just last month. “I was only made aware of that situation a few weeks ago. I was good mates with Bob Ferguson because we had done soccer clinics over here over the years and what not. He was associated with a similar thing that happened between Dundee and Hearts when I came on and scored two goals. His was saving a goal in the last five minutes for Kilmarnock. It was so close to what happened in ’86. It was arguably even more sickening for Hearts.”
Where each trauma ranks in the cruelty stakes is up for debate. But the actions of two players who later fetched up in Adelaide had similarly devastating consequences for Hearts and their supporters. It was nothing personal, you understand. They were simply doing their jobs. Ferguson’s motives were crystal clear as he stretched to tip Alan Gordon’s net-bound shot past the post at Tynecastle on 24 April 1965: Kilmarnock, leading 2-0 in a dramatic final day shootout for the title, were minutes away from a maiden Scottish League title having finished runners-up in four of the previous five seasons.
The goal-saving stop was hugely significant. Although Hearts would still have lost the game, scoring would have secured them the title on goal average. Ferguson was as pivotal to Kilmarnock’s success and therefore Hearts’ downfall as David Sneddon and Brian McIlroy, goalscorers that afternoon.
“Then, when it seemed the flag must be in Killie’s grasp, Hearts inside man Alan Gordon found himself in possession about eight yards out, and gave the ball all he had,” reported The Sunday Post the following morning. “Like lightning Ferguson – a hero all through – hurtled himself across the goal to finger-tip the shot round for a last desperate corner. That we knew was it!” Kilmarnock won the league by 0.042 of a goal.
Ferguson, then only 20, went on to be capped seven times for Scotland. He enjoyed a good career at West Ham United before emigrating to Australia in 1981.
The story of Albert Kidd and Hearts
As for Kidd, well, you’ll need to have been living in a cave to be unaware of his part in the Hearts story. Hibs and Celtic fans still celebrate ‘Albert Kidd Day’ on 3 May each year. It’s a date Hearts supporters dread. Rangers fans probably aren’t minded to get out the bunting either.
Hearts only needed a point against Dundee at Dens Park to ward off nearest challengers Celtic and put maroon ribbons on the Scottish League trophy. The Tynecastle side had built up seemingly sufficient room to manoeuvre due to their remarkable run of form—they were 31 games unbeaten since a 1-1 draw against Dundee, of all teams. Celtic were still required to win by a minimum margin of three goals against St Mirren if the worst came to the worst and Hearts lost at Dens.
Within an hour at Paisley, the visitors were five up. Kidd was kicking his heels on the Dundee bench having badgered Archie Knox, the Dundee manager, all week about being named in the matchday squad because, as he put it, ‘I always do well against them (Hearts)’. Knox softened his stance having not given Kidd any minutes since January and named him as one of two substitutes. Hearts had chosen to have a radio on their bench to keep abreast of the situation at Love Street.
The news wasn’t good. Kidd could sense nerves were jangling. He was sent on after 61 minutes for Tosh McKinlay and was on hand to sweep home John Brown’s headed knockdown from Robert Connor’s corner with seven minutes left.
For his second goal four minutes later, shell-shocked Hearts midfielder Kenny Black could do little more than dangle a foot in the air as Kidd danced round him. He then played a one-two with Graham Harvey before drilling a shot beyond Henry Smith. The added twist of the knife was this agonising detail: if goal average rather than goal difference was still applied to separate teams finishing level on points—as in 1965—Hearts would have been champions.
Fast forward to today. With nine games left back in 1986 in the days of two points for a win, Hearts held a four-point lead over second-placed Dundee United, who admittedly had three games in hand. Ahead of this evening’s clash with Kilmarnock, with the same number of games remaining, they are five points clear of Celtic and six ahead of Rangers in third place. Another three points at Rugby Park and people will be saying they can only throw it away on the home straight. The next visitors to Tynecastle are yes, you guessed it, Dundee.
So where is Albert positioned amid the rising excitement? The last time we spoke was to mark the fact it was approaching 40 years since a non-Old Firm side had won the title. I wanted to know, given Rangers and Celtic’s subsequent stranglehold on the Scottish league title, whether he felt differently about his goals. Understandably, he stressed he could not regret scoring them because they helped make his name. They also meant Dundee had done what they needed to do in their bid to qualify for Europe for the first time since the mid-1970s. Sadly for them, Rangers also beat Motherwell and sealed fifth place on goal difference.
But other than retaining an affection for Celtic, Kidd is not directly involved now. A perhaps unlikely dimension is Motherwell’s presence in the title reckoning. He spent two years at Fir Park, where he was a great favourite of manager Ally MacLeod. It took a record £80,000 offer from Dundee to prise him away.
They might be rank outsiders, but Kidd would obviously salute a Motherwell triumph. And yet, he admits, a Hearts success—the first since 1960—would have him clinking glasses with Ferguson, his fellow Hearts-breaker, in the bar of the Maryatville Hotel in the Adelaide suburbs where Kidd plans to catch up with his now 81-year-old pal in the next few weeks. He imagines it might feel cathartic for them both to see Hearts finally get over the line.
“Derek McInnes has a very decent side and he is obviously a decent coach,” says Kidd. “Sitting five points clear from Celtic and Celtic are not playing well. They are in the driving seat to win it on their own steam and do it well. Even on the run in, before the split, they have Killlie, Dundee, Livingston and Motherwell – win those four games outright and get 12 points I think it is over. The others are dropping points. Had Rangers won that league meeting there with Celtic they would have been rolling and Celtic would have been struggling.
‘You can sense Celtic’s problems’
“I keep in touch with a lot of people from Celtic,” he adds. “I just think it is disappointing, this is what I need to say – the supporters clashing with the board, that affects it. Players will definitely be taking some of that onto the pitch. I watched (Callum) McGregor. He seems to be in a bit of a daze. He is still playing pretty well but when they score a goal, they never really seem to celebrate. When Hearts score, they are ecstatic.
“When you look at Celtic, you can sense the problems off the park. They don’t have time to sort it out. The Celtic fans are up in arms, they have the right to voice an opinion. It is one of the biggest clubs in the world as we all know. Get it sorted out! …If I would pick anyone to win the league, I think Hearts deserve it. I think it would be nice – nice is the word – for Hearts to win the league.”
There, he said it. It might be a cold day in hell before Kidd is welcome at Tynecastle and many Hearts fans might scoff at his sentiments. However, it perhaps underlines this feeling that many, including even the unlikeliest of people, are willing Hearts on. It might be one in the eye for Sandy Clark, the former Hearts striker, who said on radio in reference to Kidd a few years back that “I’d like to kick his head in”. They ran into each other at a football writers’ dinner in Glasgow in 2016. Kidd introduced himself. “I know who you are,” Clark replied sharply.
Kidd concedes he might have milked things a bit although the Celtic Park lap of honour story the following season is a fabrication. Dundee’s opening league match did deposit Kidd at the home of his childhood team and it may well have been sweet knowing he was every bit as integral to the unfurling of the league flag as the likes of Paul McStay and Mo Johnston.
Iain Ferguson, who was on loan back at Dundee from Rangers at the time and is Kidd’s great friend, kicked the ball towards the Jungle area of Parkhead at the end of the warm-up. Kidd duly trotted off to retrieve it and heard applause building. “We were coming back in, it was just me left on the pitch. Everyone in this stadium started clapping,” he recalls.
Matches against Hearts were unsurprisingly trickier. Kidd recalls the late Brian Whittaker giving him a particularly hard time. He was also bundled out of Brockville in the boot of teammate Brian Scrimgeour’s car when, during a short stay at Falkirk, he was involved in an incident against Hearts that saw John Robertson receive his marching orders.
Infamy, infamy, they all have it in for him. Recently he even felt slightly uncomfortable in his adopted city. Davie Mitchell, the Adelaide-born former Rangers player, phoned to invite him to a Rangers fans’ convention organised by the John Brown Loyal, named after the player who assisted one of Kidd’s two goals v Hearts and who was guest of honour. “I thought they must have made a mistake. Then I said, ‘Oh is Bomber (Brown) there?’ He said yes. And I knew he had put my name forward.
“I went with Steven, my eldest lad.” Kidd chose to go in disguise. “I put on a voice and had a hat on and dark glasses. Bomber knew Steven, once got him a trial at Rangers. ‘Oh hello. Steven,’ he said. I then took off my hat and sunglasses. He flipped!
“Someone said I should go into the function room. Bomber says, ‘don’t go up there, it might get out of hand’. I had no intentions of going up there with the Rangers fans. People get a few drinks in them and things can quickly go wrong. But we had lunch together the following day.”
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Life is very good for Kidd, now 68. He has a new left knee – not the leg with which he scored those goals, although he always was impressively two-footed – and retired two years ago after establishing a building, retail and commercial fit-out and project management company, with offices in Perth, Sydney, Melbourne and Canberra as well as Adelaide.
“We are planning a year’s holiday to go right round Australia,” he says. Although he owns a boat, called Kidd U Knot, he is hitting the road with his wife Maureen, who’s also from Dundee. “I now have a flash caravan. We are going to duck out for a wee bit. If you’d said to me 10 years ago, ‘you’ll be a caravan guy’ I’d have said: ‘No way!’ But I absolutely love it. There is a sense of freedom driving a 32-ft van and getting the chairs and bbq out at night and having a gin and tonic in the evening sun.”
The Kidds arrived in Adelaide in 1987. Four children and 14 grandchildren later, it’s now important to have some time for themselves. Hearts fans will wish he had gone walkabout around this time 40 years ago. “The kids are not happy,” he says. “They’ve lost babysitters with me and Maureen going away. We are leaving at the end of April.
“We are spoilt here,” he adds. “We have a house right on the beach with a balcony. Happy life. Life is short but we don’t want for anything.”
He now has time to reflect on what exactly it means to be Albert Kidd. Even in Australia he is used to introducing himself to people and seeing an eyebrow arch, and then the response: ‘Really?’ Maybe that’s why he prefers to be known as Alby. “Something just came up on Facebook the other day,” he says. “A desperate Celtic fan, talking about the title race, had written: ‘What we need is Albert Kidd!’ I showed it to my wife. She just sighed: ‘When’s this ever going to settle down?’” Perhaps only when Hearts next win the league.