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GLASGOW CELTIC AS A TEAM
As players they had normal brains
That you would find in ony weans
But even though they were quite thick
Big Jock’s the boy who made them tick
When he took over at Paradise
The tears flowed quite freely from his eyes
He told them straight it’s hard to vision
How you lot’s in the first division
So walking out upon the grass
He held his first communion class
The job was plain he had to face
To put these Tims right in their place
He took the chair and let them know
That he was going to have a go
He stated plain with no retraction
I’m going to stop this Catholic action
There’s no’ a forward here can shoot
We’re gaun tae practice tae the flute
So to the tune of Derry’s Walls
Ye’ll practice kickin’ in the balls
And after that on the agenda
It’s passing back tae No Surrender
And when ye dribble up tae score
We’ll play the Sash my Father wore
Now on you go and practice it
And I’ll be watching from the pit
But if I see a dirty session
It’s me ye’ll come tae fur confession
Now I don’t want to rub it in
But while I’m boss ye’ll play tae win
So every practice from now on
Ye’ll practice tae the Orange Baun
Ye’ll train in tracksuits nice and clean
Ah cannae stand that white and green
The one’s I find no use at all
Will end up back in Donegal
The Celtic board made it their plan
To leave it to an Orangeman
So here I am and here I’ll stay
Until I teach you how to play
I’ll teach you football wance ah start
Ye’ve only seen at Ibrox Park
Though teaching you is nae funny
I’m only doing it for the money
And if ye’re gaun tae learn tae pass
Ye’ll no’ have ony time for Mass
The Priest is on a sticky wicket
If he wants a complimentary ticket
And when I’ve finished all this talk
I’ll take ye fur an Orange walk
So don’t be thinkin’ it’s odd
If we end up in Copland Road
Don’t try and think ye’re gaun tae dodge
When I’m doon at the Orange lodge
For when I’m in the Master’s chair
THE GLASGOW CELTIC WILL BE THERE !
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